Dick Cream Sandwich

Noun

Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.

Yeah, eat that dick cream sandwich.

by Big Saxy October 23, 2014

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Pickled Sandwich

Someone who's nothing but a pussy. Someone who has zero testosterone in their body and is positively bitchy and whiny. They also don't push themselves hard enough, but you and they know damn well they can do better.

Dave: What's up with Matt? Why's he acting like such a bitch? Jess definitely likes her.
Josh: He's a fucking pickled sandwich. Just watch how he talks to any woman ever and you'll get what I'm talking about

by burgerkingzestysauce April 7, 2023

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Ham Sandwich

A person who has suffered horrific burn injuries as a result of a house fire.

Man, that ham sandwich has patches of hair and shit everywhere

by Captain Spudz December 15, 2021

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Bitch Sandwich

When you’re situated between two people you hate or have beef with them.

*on the phone* Hey Megan, Justice is in front of you in her car, and Ayden is behind you right now. Wow, that’s a whole bitch sandwich.

by Une chienne May 6, 2019

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ham sandwich

when you take someones face and put it in between your thighs ,then proceed to rub there face around in it

yo dude that piece of shit gave me a ham sandwich

by jenna tilworts September 27, 2009

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Sandwich Job

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.

girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.

by andrewtz August 17, 2010

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