Skip to main content

Hogan Shits

The infamous time of day 15 minutes after eating at Duquesne University's dining hall. These vicious turds are unlike any other and will leave you on your knees begging for mercy.
Guy: Yooo why are you taking a shit again? That's the third time today!
Me: Hogan Shits, man
by cloudythrone August 30, 2022
mugGet the Hogan Shits mug.

No Shit July

no shitting july - you cant shit in july, new challenge
guy - "you participating in no nut november?"
guy 2 - "nah bro, its no shit july for me this year
by Conorboiboss October 12, 2021
mugGet the No Shit July mug.

Shit Kobe

When you take your girl in the ass in the shower and as she climaxes she accidentley pushes a out a shittlog which you promptly throw in the toilet with a backspin, only splash no toiletrim.
Fucked my date in the ass, she climaxed and shit herself. I shit kobe that turd in the toilet from 2 meters. No rim, just splash
by Mkl1990 October 20, 2021
mugGet the Shit Kobe mug.

pit shit

Defined as:
a long duration trip, when a huge cunting buildup of feces blocks the anal pathway, preventing the trucker on continuing his long distance trip. Without leaving the car, at a pit stop the trucker sticks his grotty ass cheeks out the door, taking a massive shit and continues without wiping.
Me and benny went drove in the ol scania, and as i was diggin in to the zinger box, i notice a rank reeking smell. In my peripheral vision i observed the mad cunt, as he unhitches the fat slugish diabolical load of feces. By the time it slipped out of his anuscrack, his johnsons where back on, and we were zinging on cunt. Cant believe he just pit shit.

Greg wondered if the large turd on the side of the highway, pit shit out by a trucker, was going to be utilized later that night with his misso, the ol alabama hotpocket way.
by Mong off February 22, 2022
mugGet the pit shit mug.

Shit Website

You probably use this shit website, because your school blocked Twitter. Stay off Twitter & find God.
by Lean Elizabeth II March 7, 2022
mugGet the Shit Website mug.

Shit-Pooping

When your playing a game but your shit is turtling out of your ass so you go to the toilet, pinch a little off, and wipe to save time and get back to the game quicker.
You: Oh crap man I got to poop
Friend: But we are in a competitive match, we need you.
You: Don't worry I'll go Shit-Pooping
by GoldNate May 29, 2023
mugGet the Shit-Pooping mug.

Young Shit

Shit that young niggaz do, such as: gettin' drunk, smokin' weed, sellin' drugz, fucking' thotz.
Aye, Tyrone. You up fo' sum Young Shit?
by Lifs June 17, 2023
mugGet the Young Shit mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email