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Pussy garlic

Any thing, situation or condition that keeps the female species away from and off of a penis.

Antonym: pussy magnet
Example #1
Person A: Hey Paul, I heard you got a new ride, what did you get?
Person B: Ya, I got a new Minivan, it's pure pussy garlic.

Example #2
I'm going to have to get a better job because my bank account's looking like pussy garlic right now.

Example #3
Why are Dan's parties always sausage fests, I mean seriously, is he total pussy garlic or what?

Antonym: pussy magnet

#pussygarlic #pussymagnet
by Pablo Cucci February 12, 2019
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molly pussy

(for person's with pussies)

basically when you're on molly and can't reach an orgasm, like a version of whiskey dick
"he was eating me out real good, but i fuckin' had molly pussy"
"fuckkkk that's the worst"
by 2oothdust February 16, 2019
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Pussy Clout

To be drowning in the pussy. There are several rankings of Pussy Clout, starting with Basically Gay and ending with Pussy Slayer. In order to rank up, you must achieve an attainable and realistic amount of pussy.
Bro 1: “Bro, I just ranked up in Pussy Clout! Jessica sent me nudes!”
Bro 2: “Bro, that’s awesome! Soon you’ll be a Pussy Slayer!
by Junkaccount288282 September 22, 2018
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pussy stunter

a group of bad bitches a very exclusive club you can only be initiated in by twinkies the baddest bitches out there
by hoecounty234 June 9, 2018
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Pussy Cleavage

When the top of a bikini or panty bottom is arranged so that there is a gap of material that hangs down or is simply low enough cut to expose the top of the mons pubis a little bit.
Pussy cleavage is the next step after free the nipple has become the norm.
by Khippie May 15, 2018
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Ranch pussy

When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus

Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.
Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy
by cheetospicy July 8, 2019
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sasquatch pussy

Think of the fattest, most hairy lady you know and bam her pussy is as hairy as Sasquatch's testicles.
Damn bruh she got a Sasquatch pussy
by Jeffy jeffy :) November 5, 2019
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