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Potato

A multi-purpose word that can describe a (1) someones behaviour or (2) a person.

(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.

(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.

Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.
“I had a potato moment, I selected the wrong order!”

“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”

“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”
by GeeOhGeeGeeOh October 12, 2023
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

Person 1: Say something completely random
Person 2: Potato!
by Senko-San Simp December 9, 2020
mugGet the Potatomug.

N-Word Hot Potato

When you or one of your buddies says something derogatory and offensive about a race to you, leaving you guilty by association when he or she is called out for saying said word.
Guy 1: “Hey, did you see that Insert Racial Slur just pass by?”
Guy 2: “Dude don’t say that! I don’t want to be hit with the N-Word Hot Potato!”
mugGet the N-Word Hot Potatomug.

potatoes

potatoes eats potato
by oliv oil April 26, 2021
mugGet the potatoesmug.

Burnt potato

Me... hunter the fat gay burnt ass potato😁🥔
#1: hey have you seen that burnt potato guy hunter you can see him from probably 10 MILES AWAY

2#: NO WAY FOR REAL. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT GUY!!!!
by Burntpotato June 18, 2018
mugGet the Burnt potatomug.

Potato

A fruit. It’s the root of all evil and can only be served after it’s gone through an official exorcism. You also need to the cut off the tentacles because they’re full of poison. The gif shown below is an example of an exorcism being preformed on a potato.
Friend: Hey could you pass me a potato?
You: Make sure you exorcise it first!
by ‘,;D June 16, 2021
mugGet the Potatomug.
a quirky way of saying an individual is a dumbass! Originally said by u/HiNyam on VRCHAT
You: "The earth is flat and gravity doesn't exist."
Me: "Potato, Potata, your IQ is nada"
You: "what..?"
by HiNyam December 12, 2020
mugGet the Potato, Potata, your IQ is nadamug.

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