penis cookie

The new term for teabagging in the Halo world. Instead of asking, "How do my nuts taste?", when teabagging, one can say, "Take that penis cookie!"

Guy 1 kills Guy 2 in Halo and teabags him.
Guy 1 : How does that penis cookie taste?
Guy 2 : Damn, I can't fit it all in my mouth at once.

by kenster421 October 20, 2008

sausage penis

When a penis is abnormally large and spotted, generally in black men.

Ghetto chick 1: gurl! Mkay, so tha otha day I fucked dis guy, mkay? And ya know, gurl, guess what he had!

Ghetto chick 2: ooooh, gurl!

Ghetto chick 1: MHM! SAUSAGE PENIS

Ghetto chick 2: ooh shit, gurl, oh nuh UH. Mmmmmm gurl.

by Naughty Dorito July 1, 2014

Penis Check

When a man needs sexual gratification off his woman, he asks for a penis check. The woman is instructed to play with his balls, feeling for any abnormalities, then after wank the penis to ensure that is fine. If the woman refuses to do the check then the man can use a guilt trip and say. "Your checking for testicular cancer."

Man "Hey babes i need a penis check its Sunday night."
Woman "Not now."
Man "You dont want me to get cancer now do you?"

by ajax1111 November 12, 2011

penis period

blood that appears on the penis, several months after pink sliping

agh: shit, my boyfriend had a penis period last weekend

by masterofrpg March 24, 2004

Penis Pillows

Luscious, female lips.

"Dude, Angelina Jolie has amazing penis pillows!"

"Excuse me good Sir, but I do believe that Scarlett Johansson has an even better set of penis pillows."

by Forrest Olinger April 24, 2007

Booger Penis

A penis that is gross, little and nobody wants to touch it.

"I dry heave every time I remember Zack's booger penis."

"Please turn out the lights so I don't have to see your booger penis"

by Lady123456 January 16, 2009

ian's penis

It's small and delicate, but it can attack like a cobra. When it's in fear it hides from the preditor in its shelter, the Himalayas(A.K.A the pubic hair). Overall it would make a great puny friend.

Yo man your mom has an Ian's penis.

by Jacks information 101 May 25, 2014