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old spaghetti

When a man's dick is old and flaccid, so it peels off in little spaghetti like pieces. Really a very nasty thing.
"Hey,old chap. Looks like I've got me some old spaghetti."
"Now isn't that terrible, my good sir!"
by zxcboy888 December 6, 2012
mugGet the old spaghettimug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
mugGet the snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...mug.
According to the internet of 2024, they say that stereotypical 10 year old kids go to Sephora. Maybe, maybe not. I'm not sure. Some 10 year old people do go to Sephora, and I don't imply to have anything against them. This is just made for entertainment and is a joke.

This definition was made in February 6th, 2024 around 7:10 PM.
Person 1: Omg, did you see those stereotypical 10 year old kids?

Person 2: Yeah, why are they at Sephora? Oh well, hopefully they don't attempt a riot for the last supply of Drunk Elephant.
by hypnotiz3dd February 6, 2024
mugGet the Stereotypical 10 year old kidsmug.

Old goose

A girl named Tiffany who used to do acrylics then stopped to go to school.
by Ahchoomah May 28, 2022
mugGet the Old goosemug.

Old man in the bathtub

An old man that is in a bathtub.
by anonymous May 24, 2021
mugGet the Old man in the bathtubmug.

old scrotum

A wrinkled, but faithful old family retainer
“I say, Sir John, who is that ancient fellow in yonder field? “
“Why, that’s Old Scrotum, our family’s most faithful wrinkled retainer
by Buzetti of Lilliput December 9, 2020
mugGet the old scrotummug.

eight year old

A person who loves screening in Fortnite and Xbox love to ruin it and think they are funny, also usually very racist and somehow doing your mother even though you haven’t heard from this cringe child ever. Calling you gay and furry every second and eats Doritos and screams when parents don’t give him the iPad.
Bro, yesterday I met this eight year old on Xbox live and he said he did my mom, but I told him I’m an orphan and he muted!
by Mr. dickenballs June 27, 2023
mugGet the eight year oldmug.

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