National Grab ass day

1st September, the holy day to grab and smack some ass. Boy or girl it doesn't matter, just grab that shit man

Girl: "Did you just grab my ass?"

Boy: "Yeah it's national grab ass day, remember?"
Girl: "Oh alright no problem"

by NotFeliciathebird August 30, 2022

National send nudes day

April 13th a day where u send 3-5 nudes to your partner

National Send nudes day: Send this to your partner and they have to send you close ups of there fully naked body

by 123467542467 April 13, 2023

national slam piece day

On August 15, bring the slut you’re fucking to your place of employment.

Are you bringing that bitch Cami to work on national slam piece day?

by HorseMeatCam August 15, 2024

national angelica nudes day

the day where all girls name angelica must send nudes to their very loving boyfriends

its national angelica nudes day

by skaty73 December 5, 2021

National blowjob day

The 12th of April every man that knows a girl should get a blowjob at least once on this remarkable day.
If you know more than one girl you can choose one of them that will give you a comfy blowjob

He :Can you suck me tonight Her: Why? He: Bruh its the national blowjob day. Her: Sure

by Lanco April 10, 2019

National bully Josh day

bully your pal Josh on April 20th and also call him a pedophile because he might be one.

Person 1: Hey it’s National bully Josh day!!!

Person 2: Omg im going to go call my friend Josh a pedophile!!!

by Boilemmesuckyah April 15, 2024

National hug day

April 22nd
Hug your soul mate

Even if it’s at a baseball game 💛💛

It’s national hug day give you lady a hug

by Addy Gentry April 21, 2019