An mysterious deity fo unknown origin with an evil conscience...

She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...

Guy 1 "Hey, Christmas time is coming soon"
Guy 2 "Be on the lookout for Mariah Carey"

Mariah Carey by ScreamyFrog November 8, 2020

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Mariadraga

A fake ass nigga

That boy a Mariadraga. He your “boy” but he gunna roast you behind your back.

Mariadraga by Newarkboy34 November 11, 2020

marianam

HI MARINA

(marianam) oh that one is (holy)?

marianam by SovDirk November 12, 2020

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Mariah

Mariah is a thick ass bitch who was addicted too lots of drugs but then turned her life around. She gets all the guys but does not admit it and she will always make you laugh. If you ever meet a Mariah DO NOT bring up her mom because she has lots of issues with her mother. She is also a huge freak and will try too fuck drug dealers even though she is sober.

Damn Mariah is bhadd

Mariah by Izzy Rodriguez November 12, 2020

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