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Joe Blanke Half

A full beer that is poured after the request or stated they only want a half of a beer.

Generally used as a means to increase the length of good times and to further inebriate the recipient.
Hey, barkeep, can I have a half of a beer?

Sure, here’s a Joe Blanke Half *hands customer a full beer*
by Darryl from PA March 11, 2022
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Joe Biden

Someone who can’t put a basic sentence together. Usually this person will misidentify his granddaughter for his dead son. The only people who like this person are either mentally retarded or racist or both.
Wow dude, you’re eyes are crossed, you’re drooling, and you haven’t left your basement in a week, are you joe Biden?
by Niggerlover79 November 8, 2020
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"Shoeless" Joe Jackson

Joe Jackson, most commonly known as Shoeless Joe Jackson, after a incident where he had so many blisters on his feet because of his cleats; he decided to play his next game without cleats, and a fan yelled "You shoeless son of a gun, you!", the name stuck.

He is also known for his contrversey in the 1919 World Series agains the Cincinnati Reds. At the time, he was playing for the Chicago White Sox (later became known as the Black Sox Scandal). But, a mafia, decided to ask a couple white sox players to throw the game. Shoeless Joe Jackson said he never accepted the money. He also hit the only home run of the series. The White Sox did eventually lose the series, but Joe had lost his chance in basbeall. Kenesaw Mountian Landis banned Joe from baseballl to clean up all the bad acts going on in baseball. To this day, Shoeless Joe Jackson, the second highest career beatting average ever alltime, is ineligible for the hall of fame.
"Shoeless" Joe Jackson deserves to be in the hll of fame.
by Baseball Phanatic June 14, 2009
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NBA baby joe

Also known as BBG Baby Joe; he is a rapper from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He is a known member of NBA
“Have you heard of that rapper NBA Baby Joe from Baton Rouge.”
by Underground rappers January 11, 2019
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Joe Biden

The worst president in United States history. However, some people still support him.
by LGBT = Lets Go Brandon Tonight October 22, 2022
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Joe Biden

The 46th president. Not a lot of people actually like the guy but we don't want Donald Trump as the president again. :) Also really cool and rad.
JAMES: Who's Joe Biden?

LIA: He is the 46th president, he's cool and respectful.

JAMES: cool.
by onlineperson:) November 8, 2020
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Joe Biden

1) An old, out of touch senile man who clearly has dementia who fucked Andrew Yang and Bernie Sanders right in the ass and proved how broken the two party system and electoral college are. Still, he's marginally better than Donald Trump, the old, out of touch, racist senile man. Previously served as Barack Obama's vice president, now is serving as the president president.

2) To try and make a compromise where both parties lose just enough to suspect the other side got the better cut.

3) To forget what one is doing, where one is, or even in extreme cases, your own identity.
'Joe Biden just got inaugurated, so the country won't explode for another 4 years.'

'Bro stop pulling a Joe Biden'

'Dude the other day I got totally Joe Bidened when I was searching Amazon, I completely forgot that I was out of toilet paper and food.'
by armageddon ham February 2, 2021
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