sebastian's dick

The biggest .

Have you ever seen the biggest dick in the planet ? No ? Its Sebastian's dick

by Haltsmaul December 31, 2016

Dick Wolfed

When a movie or TV show leaves you hanging; wondering what happened. No real ending or conclusion to a story.

Wait, what happened.?!? I just watched a three hour movie and totally got Dick Wolfed.!!

by emmmmers June 1, 2016

Slurpee dick

Some one who puts their dick in a Slurpee ,preferably at 7-11

Yo slurpee dick .your dick still cold ?

by Alec campione September 14, 2016

futon dick

Futon dick

A guy who provides exceptional dick from his futon but doesn't have his shit together has futon dick.

by Siouxsie Supertramp June 14, 2023

Dick Bruised

The state or condition of having a bruised dick. Can be metaphorical or literal.

1) Why is Kory walking so funny?
-He's still dick bruised after that accident with his gym locker.

2) Man, all this homework is really bruising my dick.

Bruised dick hurt mah dick dick bruised

by lambrose15 November 22, 2014

damien's dick

damien's dick is hot owo

Yo, you seen damien's dick?

by Ryo_69 June 12, 2020

Dick Trance

The opposite of Pussy Whipped. A Dick Trance is when a woman loses touch with reality because of a man. He hits her in the head with his dick and this causes a Dick Trance. As a result, she loses most, if not all of her friends because she is fully committed and into the guy. Every decision is made based around his needs and opinions and not her own.

Girl1: Where has Shelly been?

Girl2: Oh shes in a Dick Trance :(. Ever since she's been with Brad, she's been MIA. I think she's intentionally ignoring my calls.

by EDeeebsBK May 15, 2013