When you can't get an erection so you grab the base of your dick and swell the head like a tulip, and then begin punching her fartbox with your limp dick.
I told you to stop "Balloon-Dicking" me!
by Dick Tulip August 22, 2018
Get the Balloon-Dicking mug.1.
Sharon: Man, Jessica ate all my leftover pizza!
Bethany: She gets the Dick's Award.
2.
Jillian: Daniel never called me back.
Bethany: Dick's Award!
Sharon: Man, Jessica ate all my leftover pizza!
Bethany: She gets the Dick's Award.
2.
Jillian: Daniel never called me back.
Bethany: Dick's Award!
by ijustwannabeyourdog November 16, 2012
Get the Dick's Award mug.A woman that sleeps with and dates lots of men at once. Usually has a boyfriend yet sleeps around with other men as well. A woman that relies upon nefarious means to string along the men she sleeps with. AKA A Dick Juggler.
by Jimminey Cricket April 11, 2017
Get the dick juggler mug.Game played by young males when you whip out your cock in front of a snapping turtle and slowly move backwards tempting the turtle to follow your dick. If you make the turtle move three feet toward your penis you win, if the turtle bites your meat stick off before then, you lose. Winner keeps your dick. Please Note, you can only lose once at this game.
Male 1: Hey wanna play some Dick Chicken
Male 2: I can't, I lost in dick turtle yesterday
My sister was upset because she couldn't play dick turtle with us.
Male 2: I can't, I lost in dick turtle yesterday
My sister was upset because she couldn't play dick turtle with us.
by Oldnelly June 14, 2018
Get the Dick Turtle mug.When you're blue balling for a month at least, and you or someone jerks you off and blows a gallon ln their face.
by komakozykid March 27, 2015
Get the Dairy Dick mug.by swimmer man July 18, 2015
Get the tard dick mug.When a movie or TV show leaves you hanging; wondering what happened. No real ending or conclusion to a story.
by emmmmers June 1, 2016
Get the Dick Wolfed mug.