December

The worst thing to name your kid. The word December comes from the greek number 10 so by naming your kid this you will be cursing them to be as tall as 10 year olds. Your kid will be pretty but everybody will use them and hate them. Don't name your kid December unless you want to curse them to be forever asked if they were born in December. Especially don't name them December if that's when they were conceived. Just don't name your kid December

Person 1: look its December, god she is so short!
Person 2: wait do you think she was born in December?

by Sttressed January 30, 2020

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December 20

You might be a bitch and use very innocent people as your little pawn for your game and you might be a hoe

Oh man she is a hoe and a backstabbing bitch oh wait she was born on December 20

by 101speakertruth February 6, 2020

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December 5th

December 5th is one of the greatest days in the entire year cause only kings are born in this date

What day it is fam ?
December 5th
Ohhh shit man it's my brother Nixter's birthday today
We gon get lit on weed and alchohool

by 3R6! April 27, 2020

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Born in December the 9th

STANK

Person 1 : the guy from earlier STANK
Person 2 : he must be born in December the 9th

by Dentee February 20, 2020

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December 13th

National fuck the police say 13/12
Inspo: @nottrichard on tiktok🧚 ♀️

Happy December 13th guysss!!!

by ACAB 🐷 August 5, 2020

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December 16

The worst day to have your birthday on, according to researchers.

Most of us would say the worst day to have a birthday is December 20-31, but it's not. Funny how that works.

Beethoven's birthday was December 16, the worst birthday ever. Poor guy must have been miserable.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 22, 2020

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