bar baby

person who loves bars and would do anything to have them...it is their favorite way to get fucked up and they would take a bunch often

big moe coined the term in his song "barre baby"

"That girl's a bar baby.. she wanted to fuck me for one."

by nicoleeeeeee April 23, 2006

baby daddy

a piece of shit,usually puerto rican,most likely named hector,ivan,or some other spic name who has sex w/anyone and everyone that has something in between their legs before,while and after you have their child...one whom will never pay child support so its pretty much pointless taking them to court...one whom will ignore you,use you and play with ur mind..you will have to deal with crazy person for the rest of your life or until they walk out of your childs life...

my baby daddy is a spic named hector ivan

by noneyabuziniz January 28, 2008

I’m baby

Usually used by small “wholesome” girls. Indicates a need for affection that their parents failed to provide. Often associated with the 🥺 emoji. Also used to excuse clumsy/stupid actions in the “But I’m baby” form.

“Kate, this is the sixth time you’ve overcooked the boba!”

“But.... but I’m baby 🥺”

“No u ain’t”

by Buffarlos March 18, 2020

skunt baby

A baby born from a skanks cunt, often fathered by fat balding men with mullets.

"omg that is the uglies skunt baby I've ever seen!"

"I hear a lot of skunt babies are born with SIDS"

by skunt baby relish eater December 27, 2004

Baby Birds

A sexual game in which one partner vomits into the mouth of the other. Oftentimes, they will snowball the material back and fourth, alternating between the role of "baby bird" and "mother bird." The game is named for the way baby birds are fed by their mother in nature.

My teeth are messed up because I played Baby Birds with my girlfriend one too many times.

by assmurderer June 19, 2013

Baby Blues

When you're wanting a child and sad/emotional over the fact.

Keep talking about baby stuff, and I swear i'm gonna get the baby blues.

by BGPeppaPig January 31, 2019

baby nerd

A person who is really small compared to their age group, and is really smart. They often study and get straight A's. Common baby nerd names are Donald, Christopher, and Matthew. They are easily offended when called a baby nerd, and use responses such as, "What are you talking about, I go outside more than you," but these are lies 99% of the time. Baby nerds often have a babyish face with glasses. Also they often study, read, and whine.

Hey Donald your such a baby nerd.

How am I a baby nerd?

Well, your sitting their reading a geometry book in Gym.

I'm not a baby nerd!

Your a butthead and baby nerd

by Dr. Smart July 30, 2006