brown out

When large chunks of your day at work are taken up by a coworker talking about random crap that he doesn't know anything about.

I got nothing done today at work, I had a Brown Out

by Codym January 21, 2006

Brown Milk

A Brown Milk is where you take a tube a funnel and a carton of milk and you connect the funnel to the tube and stick it up your partners ass and pour the milk down the tubing and then drink it.

I had some Brown Milk with that bitch last night.

by darcque October 26, 2011

Murphy Brown

When you are performing oral sex on a woman and she sharts on your chin and mouth. Diarrhea farts are the most common form of Murphy Browns. Sometimes leaving a shit beard

I was going down on my girl the other night when she lost control of her bowels and Murphy Browned on my face. I looked like shitty Abe Lincoln

by TheSpaniard March 8, 2010

brown mule

A swift knee to the middle of the asshole. This manuever is usually accompanied with two hands placed on the hips.

"Don't eat my chocolate lucky charms or I'm gonna brown mule you"

by Cody Meadows April 11, 2005

James Brown

Michelle Obama's nickname, can be interpreted as an insult to the Godfather of Soul.

Did you see James Brown taking shots at the Bush administration again?

by joeyinempirestate March 17, 2009

brown bag

A guy that has a good personality/sense of humor/etc. but doesn't cut it in the appearance department. Therefore he is doable if you are drunk or he wears a paper bag over his head or both.

Yeah I did him; he's a total paper bag.

by Rebby February 1, 2004

brown Jesus

A dump so large it is as if the ass of God came forth and gave you His only Son, in turd form.

"I should warn you, I'm going to have to enlist the services of a plumber because my brown Jesus' broke the toilet."

by brownjesusjesus June 7, 2007