dead with a capital t

To be so utterly dead and exhausted that all logic and meaning becomes irrational and is replaced with a puddle. This can also be related to dancing and the symptoms include tiredness and mild insanity. The "t" stands for tayra -small South American weasel-like carnivore

After dancing I was dead with a capital T

by wing wing halo March 07, 2016

Pullin' a T-Griest

The act of adding uncommon phrases to Urban Dictionary in order to legitimize claims to one's children.

"Wild hair across his ass?" No one really says that. I think you're pullin' a T-Griest.

by GunslingerMTG November 19, 2017

i/t punk

An Information Technology person, oblivious to the problem they themselves created who sends nasty aggressive directives in notes or messages ALL IN CAPS WITH REPEATED WORDS & EXCLAMAITON POINTS to others trying to help them fix the problem they created. Often in BOLD and in COLOR!!

Did you read the note from that user this morning who hung up the system that said NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER CANCEL MY JOB / PROGRAM!!! F*ckin' I/T Punk.

by DRNEMdr nem May 11, 2017

Mc-T-bag

When a man doesn't wash their ballsack for a long time and gets grease on their ballsack, then continues to drag their ballsack acrose another persons face leaving a grease mark on their face.

"Whats with Franks face." "some guy gave him a Mc-T-bag"

"Dude the douchebag is passed out. Give him a Mc-T-bag."

by ultra_queer December 28, 2011

S. T. E.

Safe to eat, as in oral sex.

I’m pretty sure Angela is S. T. E. because she has been celibate for nearly a year.

by John30041 February 20, 2020

ghetto t-$hirt

A ' ghetto t-$hirt' is when someone is so dirt poor, they may actually only own one T-shirt,...

So, on Monday they will wear it RIGHT SIDE OUT.

On Tuesday, they will turn their shirt INSIDE OUT, and wear it just like it was a brand new $HIRT.

On Wednesday, the shirt goes back to being RIGHT SIDE OUT,...
WEDNESDAY NIGHT, this GHETTO T*#H
IRT

Are you wearing the same clothes again???

Naww bruh ...this is my ghetto t-$hirt...

Or

That dude is wearing a ghetto T-shirt.

Or

That Guy had a lot of nerve asking me if I was wearing a ghetto T-shirt, I do own more than one of the same shirts...

by Paddy McBallsack October 28, 2014

T-pain stoy

A slang way of referring to the great Russian author and philosopher, Leo Tolstoy.

oh, you mean War and Peace by T-pain stoy? Man, when I read that book, it really made me think about 19th century Russia, and I couldn't believe how relevant the theme's are to today! Really though, T-pain stoy's later works are more interesting if you're into philosophy.

by Mont_ii February 26, 2010