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The Running Scorpion

The Running Scorpion is a risky sexual move where the male will chase a naked woman around and then flip over her landing his penis in one of her orifices. He will then shout "Scorpion Venom" as he climaxes in her.
Man Laura last night wanted to do The Running Scorpion! I stung that girl good!
by MyNameIsJeff47 June 21, 2025
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Run a diagnostic

If someone places a paper towel between there ass cheeks to absorb sweat will eventually need a replacement because of intense use or it slipped out.
I’m going to the restroom to run a diagnostic
by David letr October 9, 2018
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Running Red

A female running in a race while on her period
Wife: I'm signing-up for a half-marathon this Sunday.
Husband: Won't you be on the rag?
Wife: Yes -- I'll be "running red".
by zodiac711 October 24, 2010
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Missouri Color Run

The act of the woman or man laying faceup with their mouth full of dry Koolaid mix. While a man squats over him/her mouth reverse cowgirl direction dunking his nuts in the colorful mix and releasing a simultaneous fart right above their nose. Causing her to have a coughing fit and release clouds of colorful dust while you run away.
I just shaved my nuts for the Missouri color run
by mydogtheasshole September 3, 2021
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running tank

The act of distributing nitrous oxide from a nitrous oxide tank into balloons and selling those balloons to hippies who inhale them and get high....the person who owns the nitrous tank and is making the money by selling the balloons is the one who is "running tank".
John was running tank all night last night, he made like 4,000 dollars.
by woof9 April 26, 2010
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<.7.9.7.6.>sHE RUNNED iT oFF bECAUSE sHE iS so sANDALS<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>sHE RUNNED iT oFF bECAUSE sHE iS so sANDALS<.7.9.7.6.>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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landing run

Forgetting to bring a towel to the bathroom and then having to turn into a ninja to go and retrieve one from the room in which you store your towels
If your smart you don't do the landing run....
by AmazeeHD May 10, 2016
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