Saturday night pork pie express

When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.

"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"

by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019

blood night

that time of month when a girl has her period

and is too scared to say that she has/had her period

Patricia: girl omg I just had blood night

Rebbe: girl tmi

by jigabdoo August 6, 2022

Dubai night goggles

The same as Arabian night goggles except you first dip your balls in pistachio butter

My kink is making her wear Dubai night goggles

by BanksyNuts July 31, 2025

Thursday Night TV

Thursday Night TV is boring, therefore Thursday Night TV is used to describe boring things.

Frank: "Hey! son, look at that ride!"
Timmy: "Dad I'd rather watch Thursday Night TV"
Frank: "Boring piece of shit..."
Timmy: "What did ya call me?!"
Frank: "Nothing son!"
Timmy: "You wanna Go!"
'gun shots'

by MEGAZOR January 23, 2010

Weird Food Night

When you have a collection of foods for dinner that don’t commonly go together, usually leftovers. For example, tortillas, lo-mein and a hamburger.

We didn’t have anything to cook, so it’s weird food night!

by MinisterLolz March 4, 2025

night cap

when one has been in school all day, pulls an all-nighter and then still goes to school the following morning

how anyone can pull a night cap is beyond me.

by Sexydimma March 5, 2014

Tinder night

It's like Netflix and chill without Netflix.

Kenny: "Hey Mandy wanna come over and have a tinder night"

Mandy: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"

Kenny: "Wait I thought we were just gonna be swiping on our phones."

Mandy: "Tinder night means we fuck, dumbass"

by Sneakerb0ss September 1, 2017