Ass-Bastard

A person who has been conceived and born in an unwed gay man's anus.

I hate that guy, he's a complete ass-bastard.

So your dads aren't married? That'd make you an ass-bastard, huh?

by Safe Seraphim June 28, 2008

Desert ass

That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.

"Johnny has Desert ass"

by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008

dipped ass

When someone is messed up on dip, probably their first time.

I'm not taking your dipped ass home.

by gogg September 8, 2005

Ass Clown

A word popularized from one of the greatest movies ever office space. A term that means some makes a complete fool of themselves.

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

by GardenState July 15, 2008

ass laugh

The act of laughing with such exuberance that one becomes involuntarily flatulent.

While falling victim to a toilet tackle I broke into an outrageous ass laugh!

by Uncle Junk July 6, 2007

Smashin' Ass

A posterior which looks awesome in any kind of situation: whether it be jeans, tight pants, thong, pajamas or nothing

This is for my gurl Lauren who has a really smashin' ass. You'd swear it was touched by God Himself

by The_Reaper May 27, 2004

ass-hatchling

Donald J. Trump, as described by author Harry Widdifield

And or

Something grotesque that hatches from an ass-egg

Donald J. Trump is America's greatest ass-hatchling.

by Rose78 January 15, 2017