Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!

Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.

by DaveShaw May 20, 2018

Take A Seat

Implying “secretly” that you want someone to sit on your face

I’d like you to “take a seat”… on my face

by DeeperMeaning May 28, 2022

winner-take-all

The type of system used in the electoral college in all states except for Maine and Nebraska. Instead of the winner-take-all system, Maine and Nebraska have split electoral votes. The battleground districts are Maine's 2nd Congressional District (ME-2) and Nebraska's 2nd Congressional District (NE-2). Maine is a blue state while Nebraska is a red state. In the electoral college, all 50 states have electoral votes and there are 538 total votes but 270 are needed to win. If a presidential candidate wins the popular vote in one state, that state's electoral votes go to the winner. The losing candidate receives none.

Why is the electoral college a winner-take-all system even though there are faithless electors?

by 1234567890abcdefghij September 09, 2020

taking a zac

Using the bathroom, finishing, and then coming back to your desk, only to get up and go back to the bathroom.

I can't get any work done b/c I keep taking a zac.

by ZaK04845 November 06, 2014

Taking the poo

Takin the poo in the UK is used when u are kidding

-That’s a donkey!
+no.. it’s a cow
-I know, i am just taking the poo

by Lalala1655 December 29, 2021

take someone to best buy

Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.

I'm getting ready to take someone to best buy. Hope the batteries don't give out on me.

by MoldyBiscuit September 27, 2022

take that so what

vivi's only line in so what

take that so what (vivi in 2020)

by evillittlec0ckroach January 21, 2021