suck my fat cock you dip shit

Whoever said it is automatically right and the recipient is wrong. If multiple people say it, then it acts as a +2 card in uno, it goes to the next person.

Person 1: Fishnets are not appropriate attire for Walmart.
Person 2: Suck my fat cock you dip shit.

by JPMorganJr August 05, 2023

Suck my pussy lips I’m Alice Mccall

A pertinent phrase to get across that you are a boss. General reserved for advanced female empowerment posturing.

“Hey, get down off the table...”
“Suck my pussy lips I’m Alice Mccall!”

by $1000 June 07, 2021

i really suck at texting people back

Another excuse for anyone who doesn't want to text you back.

Anonymous on yolo: How come you don't respond to my messages, but you respond to my Yolos.
Person on yolo: I'm sorry, "I really suck at texting people back."

by KoolKydChris May 04, 2020

suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit

When a girl is so bangin that you would do anything to fuck her.

Dude she is so hot I would so suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit

by Havocmaker95 October 11, 2017

Suck some titties day(June 24th)

June 24th of every year is a day dedicated to sucking a girl's tits. Use this day to suck as many titties as you can possibly suck and motorboat as many bitches as you can.

Yo bro June 24th is coming up soon, you know what that means,SUCKING TITTIES DAYYYY!!! I cant wait till suck some titties day(June 24th)

by Dudebrosmd June 20, 2020

rock sucks because it ain't gangsta like us

The best thing ever said. EVER.

no srsly

Guy "yo yo yo rock sucks because it ain't gangsta like us"

Me "Ummm...... okay".

by Blahb April 03, 2005

why your mother sucks my asshole dry

she is a stupid bitch who steals money, takes your own car, flirts with your men, and in general is a dirty cunt.

"Today was such a bad day i just had to ask why your mother sucks my asshole dry."

"I'm sorry, dude. She's a dirty cunt."

by cuntsrus August 15, 2008