miraculous medical reversal

An event which doctors have consensually denied possible because A) they have never seen it, B) they don't know how to make it happen, and C) it does not fit within the narrow guidelines of their practice, which are in place to keep patients where they are.

The patient had been diagnosed with Secondary Progressive Multiple Sclerosis, told that she would never walk again, classed as "non-ambulatory" for insurance purposes, issued a steel leg brace and a motorized scooter. Dutifully, she did not walk, or try to, for two decades. With the help of someone who believed that a miraculous medical reversal was possible, the day came when she walked into her neurologist's office on her own feet, without the scooter, without the leg brace. Her doctor responded with total refusal of acknowledgement. His practice, after all, was described as "maintenance", not cure, and what the hell was this.

by Monkey's Dad December 6, 2023

Reverse Howdy

(1) A way of saying hello after someone greeted you saying," Howdy"

(2) A innuendo that means reverse cowgirl.

A: "Howdy there"

B: "Reverse howdy to you"

by Bayou Redneck October 1, 2020

Pole reversal

When you post a comment about transgender on Social Media and it gets Pulled.

The announcer exclaimed “The play was a complete pole reversal because it appears, she just doesn't have the balls anymore!”

by Goose Richard July 20, 2022

The Reverse Kabob

the act of sticking a whole shrimp up your urethra

"Dude yesterday I walked in on Jerry doing the reverse kabob. It was very kinky."

by TheCheeseCrusader December 3, 2019

Reverse Grinching

When something is so horrible it shrinks your heart 3 times as small

That holocaust joke was so bad I'm reverse grinching

by Scortese August 21, 2016

reverse blumpkin

when she eats your ass while ya pee
straight hank hill her shit
'I always poop at little when I pee"

Bruh Stacy gave me a reverse blumpkin

by itsjustAkira January 17, 2019

Reverse pointing

When you point at someone to be like "This is the guy!", but really you're like "I'm way more important. Everyone is looking at me by default. I have to point at this dumb loser for anyone to pay attention to him."

Did you see Trump reverse pointing at Kobach? That dumb loser wants to be mini-Trump and Trump was like "People don't even know who you are. I have to point at you just so someone will look at you. I really am the greatest. People love me. They love the things I point at. So true. I've heard many people say it."

by boy bedlam August 9, 2018