I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021
Get the Slap Pocketmug. by Scsiwbxiebdh March 10, 2023
Get the Pocketmug. by TR00TH May 28, 2019
Get the pocket pastamug. A person who doesn't strictly conform to the traditional "Goth" fashion but still strongly associates with Goth Culture.
Tom may look like he's cosplaying as Ryan Reynolds from "Free Guy" but we all know he's a Pocket Goth inside.
by Ginger Goth January 30, 2022
Get the Pocket Gothmug. by Adeyinkaslang April 26, 2024
Get the Thot pocketmug. when someone is out of pocket they are simply having no filter in a conversation or with a statement
by Coolchick3345 January 22, 2022
Get the out of pocketmug. The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public
by FuzzyDanglers July 18, 2016
Get the Pocket Fapmug.