T-pain stoy

A slang way of referring to the great Russian author and philosopher, Leo Tolstoy.

oh, you mean War and Peace by T-pain stoy? Man, when I read that book, it really made me think about 19th century Russia, and I couldn't believe how relevant the theme's are to today! Really though, T-pain stoy's later works are more interesting if you're into philosophy.

by Mont_ii February 26, 2010

Pullin' a T-Griest

The act of adding uncommon phrases to Urban Dictionary in order to legitimize claims to one's children.

"Wild hair across his ass?" No one really says that. I think you're pullin' a T-Griest.

by GunslingerMTG November 19, 2017

T shirt Fuck

The definition of this unique and interesting phrase is when you violently have intercourse with a t shirt of your choice.

Bro there was this one time where my dad was watching me T shirt Fuck my Gucci sweater. No cap.

by sistersmasher69 June 12, 2021

R. U. T. A.

Abbreviation for "Rape up the ass" or "Raped up the ass."

Dude 1: you just got R. U. T. A.'d!!
Dude 2: fuck!

by TheGuyWhoPostedRUTA April 29, 2009

Samuel t. Klatt

A nerd who laughs at anything has two annoying cats and is occasionally cringe

Stop being a Samuel t. Klatt you cunt

by Person myeh May 1, 2022

Sh!t at fortnite

Lachlan

Lachlan is sh!t at fortnite

by Egang March 12, 2021

T-shirt toasty

When a T-shirt, sometimes unexpectedly, will suffice to keep your nips toasty.

Harry: Hey man, do I need a jacket today?
Oli: No way, it's T-shirt toasty.

by Metolliforce February 19, 2012