Jesus Card

When someone justifies their frowned-upon, or even illegal, actions by comparing themself to Jesus disobeying the Roman Empire by spread his beliefs. The general idea is that if Jesus was doing the right thing by broke the law in order to spread the word of god, then it is already for them to break the law in order to <insert action here>.

"Sure, its illegal, but did that stop Jesus when the Romans said his mission was illegal???"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"

by Xavien35449510 February 2, 2024

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Mother of Jesus Christ

Something you yell out when your team is losing or you have to pay a expensive bill.

John- Mother of Jesus Christ i can't believe the Patriots are losing to the Raiders

Me- I guess the patriots just suck

by Crzyfkr October 9, 2010

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Jesus mode

Basically the opposite of sicko mode. Can be used when going to a place that you have to act socially acceptable, such as church or a funeral, or if you need to do good in a presentation or test for school.

"I'm about to go Jesus mode on the test."

by 241Bundalo March 21, 2019

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jesus lover

someone who believes in god but isn’t necessarily religious. they believe following jesus christ isn’t a religion but a relationship.

person one: are you religious?

person two: no, but i believe in god

person one: oh so you’re a jesus lover

by l_istall January 30, 2024

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Jesus Barraza

Jesus Barraza is a very strong person. He is very hard headed. He drinks a lot for no reason maybe he just likes it. He will also lose his patience very quickly. He is very smart and cant stand idiots. Once you get to know him though, he can be very sweet especially if he loves you.

Idiot: Someone tell that guy Jesus Barraza to stop being a dick
Normal guy: Your just an idiot

by Jesus Barraza June 10, 2024

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