bro or hoe criteria

The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.

Dude 1: Emma wants to join the boys

Dude 2: We need to check the bro or hoe criteria first.

by RiceFactory February 27, 2020

just jig bro

"Calm down, man!" in South Floridian terms. "Just jig" can also be used.

Man #1: YO, WHERE ARE WE GOING? I DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE SO EARLY! I WAS HAVING FUN!
Man #2: Just jig bro...we're coming back, just gotta make a quick stop.

by okdennbrah August 17, 2011

Already came bro

A term used as a reply to a meme/joke, which is posted like it's brand new, but has already been posted months or years ago and almost everyone has seen it and still remember.

Ravi: *reposts a meme like it's brand new, which was made by someone else, that everyone saw and enjoyed 2 years ago and still remember*
Karthi: Already came bro

by x-man_aj July 13, 2022

bro ha ha

and epic hand shake like a dap up

yo let’s do a quick bro ha ha before i dip

by bigboootttyykate October 1, 2019

Car-bro-loading

Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.

Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.

Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?

Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.

by AMc799 December 18, 2011

It´s everyday bro

A cancerous youtube song that Jake Paul and his workers/slaves (team 10) did.

Mom: Come down, Lunch is served!
Son: Mom don´t disturbe me I am getting cancer.
"Watching "It´s every day bro = cancer".
So for those who did not read what it says above It´s everyday bro is the same thing as cancer.

by Logang Pauler LELELEL September 13, 2017

bro ho ho

when a group of men laugh off a women's concerns about a typical male dominated topic that she has no exposure to...

When the shaky patch job to make it work ,sparks concern, (as she rethinks the beer bribe) as bro ho ho's ring out.

by merryem September 26, 2015