shit face

a ugly person, not cute, ugly as hell, a face that only a mother can love

shaun told terreast to shut her shit face ass up

by shaun July 4, 2004

gonorrhea face

someone who is so ugly their face looks like its full of gonorrhea. also has a habit of date raping guys that would never touch him otherwise

girl at bar: ew, his nose is so ugly it looks like its full of gonorrhea!

guy at bar: looks like his whole face is full of gonorrhea.

girl and guy: Gonorrhea face!!!!

by kratos2010 June 18, 2009

Hooker-Face

The planet that holds home to all Whorgans. A planet made primarily of mountains of syphilis and rolling plains of Ghonorhea. Fun to visit, but be warned, once you visit you will be on anti-biotics for the remainder of your life. Most common illness on planet Hooker-Face is GhonasyphihepilAIDS (A, B, and C).

"Dang, that was fun, but after my trip to Hooker-Face I can no longer get rid of this rash!"

by MegaMed April 5, 2010

Chang-faced

Term used to describe the facial expression of one who has smoked a copious amount of ganja, typically resulting in slitty eyes and a permanent idiot grin. Not to be confused with the slang for cocaine.

Stoner A: This weed is weak, dude, I'm getting nothing off this J..

Stoner B: Dude, you're fucking chang-faced! And stop bogarting the snacks.

by Sir Tokealot June 29, 2010

Face Pump

An unnecessary increase in air volume within the cheeks before doing an extreme sports trick. Much like a chipmunk.

Bro, did you see that guy do a massive face pump before throwing that backflip." "Yeah, dude.

by wilslost July 18, 2010

your face

an insanely contagious phrase which can be used as a comeback to just about anything. it can include other words to make it even better such as mom, dad, dog, grandma, etc.

claudia: well, your mom!
sarah: yeah, well your face!
claudia: your MOM`S face
sarah: your DAD`S face
claudia: well your CAT`S face
...

by sarah nicole x3 July 23, 2008

Scaldy-Face

when you shit and cum on someones face and it makes a brown mixture with lumps in it which resembles a black man/woman with blisters due to being burnt

I gave my girlfriend a Scaldy-Face last night and she looked like a sun burnt missy elliot

by y222222hello October 2, 2006