the midnight meat train

a misconception of something dirty, its accually a movie staring Leon Kauffman, released august 7 2008.

"Hey wanna watch the midnight meat train"
"Yea what kind of porno is it"
"its not a porno its a movie staring Leon Kauffman."

by BIGMARVAND BRANHAM June 23, 2009

meat lip

A moron.

Rush Limbaugh.

by Dr. Sloppy November 6, 2003

extra meat

the uncircumcised skin on a penis.

"he had extra meat on his peen."

by purpie February 12, 2005

Beat your Meat

Masterbation in an up and down motion.(preformed by male or females willing to do it for you.)

Marcus almost got caught beating his meat.

by Ricky Rivers September 15, 2003

Meat Ball Splash

During the act of rough oral or deep throat, it is when the man receiving is suprised with a spash of self gratitude when the female regergitates on his member. {This can also happen when the splasher is either ill or highly intoxicated, which makes it that much better.}

Paul was supprised when his girl from the Super-Fresh store gave him a meat ball splash for free.

by 1670 July 14, 2006

Beat your meat

To tenderise and loosen a piece of meat before cooking to allow ease while cutting and eating, and also actions such as stuffing, rolling, and skewering are easier.
This technique is generally done with meat mallets or with naturally occurring enzymes. For the former solution, pressure must be applied evenly over the meat or else if pounded too hard, it may break.

Jarvis prefers his meat soft and juicy. Be sure to beat your meat before marinating it.

by I'm online March 4, 2019

beats my meat

a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation

danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat

by white firecracker April 20, 2017