take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.

Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.

by Ben October 12, 2004

take a number

wait a long ass time for nothing and then complain about it

i wrote a letter to the senate and i had to take a number

by biachbizzle October 13, 2004

Josh Take

A statement, most likely made by an individual named Josh, that is so baffling and generally unaccepted to the point where arguing it confuses both arguers of the debate.

Josh: *Says a typical take that makes no sense*
Sevy: "Yeah, that's definitely a Josh Take"

by vSevy January 5, 2021

Double Take

When you take the biggest shit so you wipe your bum off but then you don’t think that the shit is gone so you do a double take wiping.

John: Dude I just took a massive shit so I clogged your toilet doing a double take!
Luke: what did you say?

by pogpoghoghogjdk January 14, 2021

take that so what

vivi's only line in so what

take that so what (vivi in 2020)

by evillittlec0ckroach January 21, 2021

Takeeli

A girl who gets called tequila

Yo takeeli tequila whats up

by Why_.dont_.we_.limelight January 30, 2021

take a healthy

Take a Healthy is letting loose of a very good bowel movement.

I gotta take a healthy.

Let me go handle this healthy.

“ Where’s Sweets?!”
“ He’s taking a healthy fool!”

by Musick14 January 30, 2021