Twink Harry

Is he scouse? Is he Irish? Is he some combination? No one knows. Is he a man? Is he a muppet? No one knows. This mythical beast is fuelled by monster munch, Guinness and a ferrous sexual appetite for coworkers and not his gf. Not to be confused with Butch Harry.

“OH NO IT’S TWINK HARRY!! LOOK OUT UNSUSPECTING FEMALE COWORKER!!”

by AdamButlerJudo March 6, 2025

Harry Pisshead

1. A head that, like a sprinkler, sprays out urine. Cannot be turned off. Also is hairy.

2. Pseudonym for Harry Potter.

3. Penis head that has somehow sprouted a brilliant tuft of red hair.

1. Would you please turn off fucking Harry Pisshead. That cunt has been watching cartoons in my living room for three hours and now my sofa is crying.

2. Harry Pisshead and Ron Wheredidmypimplesgoohheretheyareallovermyface went to RamRod's to get a Stiff drink.

3. Honestly, I'm more turned on than disgusted by that Harry Pisshead

by Greendayrulez47 May 8, 2010

Harry Potter

The boy who lived, the boy who survived the death curse, the master of death

Physical: black messy hair, his mother's eyes, wears glasses and has a lighting scar on his head
Wife: Ginny weasley
Best friends: hermione granger and ron weasley
House:Gryffindor
Parents: james and lily potter

Harry Potter is the best wizard of all time.

by LindaLisa September 19, 2018

Harry

Thinks he can match people, but is fairly incompetent. Is a dry texter, with an interest in golf, because it was recently found, that he has no mates. A Harry will typically come into your life with the sole purpose of annoying you. He will appear in the strangest of situations. I would recommend locking your door at night before having sex. Despite this, a Harry will often get into shenanigans. Word of caution if your name is Harry, sleep with one eye open as you could very well get a bucket of piss thrown on you.

A Harry is typically a heavy drinker, with precious little in terms of interesting features - Harrys often have a very low alcohol tolerance, regardless of how much they drink; be careful around him or he might threaten to strap your relatives to fireworks.

Harrys are not known for their sense of imagination, direction, or musical talent. When an accusation is passed his way, a Harry is very quick to jump on the defensive.

If you witness a Harry approaching, start running in the opposite direction immediately, and don't look back.

"Time seemed to stand still as they lost themselves in each other. Harry's fingers tangled in Jodie's hair, pulling her closer, deepening the kiss. Jodie's arms wrapped around him, pulling him in as close as possible, their bodies pressed against each other."

by #daddygeordridge September 21, 2023

Harris

An amazing person that you should appreciate 😍😍😍😍😍

Look at *Harris* isn't he so amazing ugh I wish I was him 😖😖

by A person 👯👯 September 13, 2021

Dom harris

A boy who is 16 years of age with a massive penis and a distinctive freckle on it

Wow that boy has a freckle on his penis he's obviously a dom Harris

by Bibopbooloop February 27, 2017

Harry Potter

That one book series Millennials and Some of Gen Z based their entire personality off of when they were like 8.

A: I love Harry Potter!
B: when did you read it?
A: when I was 8!
B: what?
A: yeah the whole series and all the movies
B: what the fu-

by LowYummy February 26, 2022