When someone reads Allegiant. Then, they crawl into a hole and die. They're screaming that they never wish they've ever read it and kill themselves.
I just read Insurgent. I'm gonna read Alliegent now.
*just read Alliegent*
OMG WHY DID I JUST READ THAT!? WHO WOULD WRITE LIKE THAT!!!!!! I WISH I NEVER READ THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs away, crying. Finds a hole, crawls in it.*
*Chants while taking knife out* I WISH I NEVER READ THAT BOOK! GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Stabs her/himself in head*
That's how people have Death by Veronica Roth
*just read Alliegent*
OMG WHY DID I JUST READ THAT!? WHO WOULD WRITE LIKE THAT!!!!!! I WISH I NEVER READ THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs away, crying. Finds a hole, crawls in it.*
*Chants while taking knife out* I WISH I NEVER READ THAT BOOK! GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Stabs her/himself in head*
That's how people have Death by Veronica Roth
by awesomesawrus January 11, 2014

by The mam October 1, 2022

It isn't a death cult. You're just re-appropriating my rhetoric about the religious enterprise back it your political opposition.
Hym "You're making it look like Jordan's got a bunch of industry plants with all that death cult shit! Your religion is poison, Jordan. You're trying to get the conservatives to recede into solipsism with you and 'Making sure your kids 'share your values' is nothing more than 'future thought control' that presupposes the legitimacy of you values. If you can't control what bothers you and you can't control what calls to you... How can you control what you value, Jordan? And if you can't control what YOU value, how can you control what your kids value, Jordan? Did you think of that? No? The lesser mind thing again right? Is it (values) a euphemism for your religion? Trying to make sure it it spreads like the PLAGUE that it is?"
by Hym Iam March 1, 2024

tricking someone into thinking you have lost a video game by making your screen name dead, or something similar
Gamer 1: Ok so who on team two is dead?
Gamer 2: Thats me (sad face)
Gamer 1: Yes! Since you're out of the way I have a chance
*Gamer 2 makes head shot*
Gamer 1: Dammit! I though you were dead!
Gamer:2: Yup, Eternal Death
Gamer 1's girlfriend: You are a noob. Screw you guys I'm going home
Gamer 2: Thats me (sad face)
Gamer 1: Yes! Since you're out of the way I have a chance
*Gamer 2 makes head shot*
Gamer 1: Dammit! I though you were dead!
Gamer:2: Yup, Eternal Death
Gamer 1's girlfriend: You are a noob. Screw you guys I'm going home
by FlamingFire January 20, 2010

by ftcalls February 10, 2021

A crazy ass white girl who walks through life looking like she just crawled out of bed. Typically her hair is up in a bun and she has a face so pale she looks like Casper. Her mood ranges from happy and cheerful to downright cranky. You don’t want to cross her.
by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018

person 1-whys that woman yelling at those kids.
person 2-probably menopause.
person 3-nah man shes going through her pre-death crisis.
person 2-probably menopause.
person 3-nah man shes going through her pre-death crisis.
by mommymilkers;) December 5, 2021
