John Gallagher Jr.

Plaid god who moonlights as a doctor, fox, and unicorn.

Sophia: I just love plaid! Do you know who it reminds me of?
Dani: That John Gallagher Jr.! He's such a plaid god!

by SparkyMalarky July 9, 2011

John Wall Dance

Dance made famous by University of Kentucky basketball player John Wall. When introduced at Big Blue Madness 2009, he indulged in the cheers by doing a simple dance where he flexed his arm to the left, then to the right all with one hand.

Me: yo. wanna know what gets the girls?
Friend: what?
Me: the john wall dance!
Friend: The one where you flex your arms left and right?
Me: You got it!

by HitStick93 March 1, 2010

long john silver

referring to a video on snuff x that shows a man with a 28 inch pecker

when you watched long john silver, did it poke you?

by Erik Abrahamson June 27, 2003

John and Yoko Day

John Lennon and Yoko Ono spent their week-long honeymoon in bed in room 902 of the Amsterdam Hilton, the first of their "bed-in" protests against the Vietnam war, now a days having a 'John and Yoko' day is just a brilliant excuse to spend the day in bed with someone, all under the guise of a socially conscious protest!

Woman: I won't be able to make it into work today....
Boss: Why not??
Woman: My boyfriend and I are having a John and Yoko day, it is very important to the future of world peace!

by Babycakes76 April 16, 2009

john wick

my favorite fortnite character

john wick is such a cool guy from fortnite

by BoB YurBoi yT June 11, 2019

John Wayne Bobbit

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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>

by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006

Fort St John

a freezing village people like to call a town.
see Millionaires, welfare malls, and Tim Hortons.

where'd you buy your grad dress? Oh, walmart in Fort St John!

by vicky2 June 5, 2011