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shaft slap 

the act of pulling out your penis and slapping a random person in the face with it so hard that the imprint is left on their face
bro, im totally gonna shaft slap your uncle when he gets home
shaft slap by dr mcnasty December 14, 2010
Related Words

Pepper Slap 

The idiots way of saying "pecker slap" because he/she/it did not hear correctly and only repeats what he/she/it hears in an attempt to sound cool, often used incorrectly.
My buddy was like, racing this car, and he totally pepper slapped the throttle and like, won going 460 miles an hour.

…..Cool man
Pepper Slap by Driver90 January 12, 2011

Chaw Slap 

The event where one takes his "Big Ol' Chawski" out and slaps it across anothers face.
"My girlfriend kept nagging, so I Chaw Slapped the bitch in the mouth and told her to make me a jelly samich"
Chaw Slap by ChAw SlAp February 22, 2011

Cauliflower Slap 

When a woman proceeds to use her breasts to slap you across the face.

Related to a Mushroom Slap.
I thought everything was fine while we were laying together, then she cauliflower slapped me! Man, I was NOT expecting that!
Cauliflower Slap by Jermey Grem April 26, 2011

wallpaper slap 

when a girl has a loose vagina and you take the flaps and put it on your nose while you chow her. slaping your nose around in there.
holy shit i chowed her and then she wallpaper slapped me and i was down for it.
wallpaper slap by fuckingjuhcuh September 6, 2011
Slapping them with the outside of your hand, not the palm.
" Yo mammaz rank cuz "
" Shut it bitch dont make me side slap ya "
Side Slap by deecomander October 11, 2011