Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.

Come to my house or send poo

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

Windy Poo Train

When you fart in the back of a fan and the foul scent travels

“Jeff let a windy poo train go and now the whole room stinks”

by MonkeRob September 7, 2020

pooing a log

Taking a massive shit in a public space

"Oh, looks like'a Timothy me boy is pooing a log over there, am I right Timmy?" "Fuck off Jonas."

by davidmangirl1234 October 27, 2023

Devy Poo

A young man with yellow-ish skin and freckles. AKA The Young Prince.

No one can compare to Devy Poo

by pumpkin noodle June 10, 2011

Poo nap

When you go to the toilet, sit down and accidentally fall asleep.

Where’s Dave? He went to the toilet 3 hours ago? Must be having a poo nap!

by SirSweepy November 3, 2025

Poo Poo

Poo Poo is the most unique hot and talented person in the world, she is also known to be the bandori maniac that beats Jack AND Goku, in fact, if you get called by the name Poo Poo you should feel honored for so

Hey , are you Poo Poo?

Yes thanks now bow down to me *cutely*

by Idon'tmiss July 12, 2021

mold on poo

A poo that is left over a year.

The mold on poo smelled stink.

by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023