mashed potato baddie

A girl whose sole occupation consists of expertly mashing spuds day in and day out, turning the humble tuber into a work of culinary art!

Chef 1: "Who's on the mashed potato baddie duty tonight?"
Chef 2: "I did it yesterday, so it's your turn today!"
Chef 1: "Fair enough, I'll be the mashed potato baddie today and whip up a batch that'll have everyone begging for seconds."

by BeanieBenny February 16, 2024

Potato

Something you put in the chat when you don't know how to get the words out.

Sorry, I'm not sure what to say. Image of potato

by iconicspartan February 22, 2024

Potato Masher

First World War slang for an anti-tank grenade, because it looks like a potato masher.

A: do you have a potato masher?
B: this *gives anti-tank grenade to A*
A: WTF dude do you want to kill me?!
B: You were the one who said you needed a potato masher.

by anonymous February 22, 2024

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.

Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.

by Kjabber February 25, 2024

potato

shit

"i shat a big potato"

by funny cube guy February 26, 2024

Potato

yummy

that potato is bussin'

by DUDE IM SO SORRY March 7, 2024

potato chip man

The guy from the "death note" manga named light yagami, yeah, take an 'L' of you don't know him

Guy 1: omg I saw the potato chip man
Guy 2: who?
Guy 1: you fucking idiot, it's light yagami.

by Poopoowoman March 15, 2024