milking the missile

Jacking off

My wife divorced me after realising I’ve been milking the missile to Uncle Grandpa hentai for the past five years.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Banana milk

When you put a bunch of cocks inside a glass of milk and let it sit for a while.

Oh Dave did you have a sip of this banana milk? It's fucking sick bro!

by Sinusknoten April 19, 2020

Milk Dud

A milk dud is much like a creme egg. During anal sex, the other partner will piss and later on cum into the other partner's anus when they need to take a crap, and when that partner goes to the bathroom, the feces will have piss and semen dripping from it. Much like the candy, it is brown on the outside and milky gold on the inside.

When he took off my red, lacy panties and slathered lube all over my thicc ass, he used that opportunity to... well, he Milk Dudded me. Later as I went to take a shit and freshen up, globs of feces, cum, and piss were dropping into the toilet bowl like ducks at a shooting range.

by Thatonedirtymindedfriend April 19, 2020

Milk

Milk is something that most Fathers go to get from the store when a child is very young

Dad: Bye I'm going to go get the Milk

child: Bye Dad

*10 years later*

Dad: I'm back

child: YAY

Dad: nevermind I forgot something

by Anime_Aot_FREAK April 24, 2020

Milk

Something my dad went to get and never came back with.

Okay I be right back I forgot the milk from the store.

by Dabhardmoore April 30, 2020

retard milk

the freshly squeezed essence of a retard's teet

'ey bro get me a glass of retard milk, would ya?

by streetmayonnaise May 1, 2020

milk bags

milk bags are milk in a bag. don’t lie, we all drink milk from a bag.

soleyana: *drinks milk from bag*
michael: You drink milk form a bag????
milk bags is milk from a bag.

by baylenslevinee May 1, 2020