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Hard House DJ

The hard house DJ is one of many rare talents, one who has the ability to play a variation of hoover driven tracks at around 150bpm without the use of a sync button. The hard house DJ is the one who will let you know copious amount of times that "they have this on vinyl". The Hard house DJ has an amazing ability to adapt, they can for years telling all that vinyl is king and only "Real" djs use vinyl, until they buy a digital controller and ask their mates to send them tracks and start forming a huge following playing live sets online 3 times a day. The Hard house DJ is a very well informed and literal thinker, often holding a great intelligent mind, they often form opinions on other fellow Hard house DJs with comments such as "they can't mix for shit" or "whose arse did they kiss to get a set?" These opinions are held with great conviction and passion, often slagging off a certain fellow DJ to their mates for months. Very occasionally a DJ will propel to Hard Dance stardom with their newly found following, record label and club night, The DJ, the Hard House DJ has been slating for months now becomes the new "Best friend". The Hard house DJ, like a wild predator will latch on to the new best friend in the hope for a set or even a colab on their next released track. Often liking and commenting on the propelled djs social posts almost daily. Hard house DJs tend to have more opinions than vinyl records.
The hard house DJ who played "The Dawn" last night was absolutely bangin'
by Mixtrack Pro July 24, 2022
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House potato

A person who never wants to do anything other than sit in their house
Damn guys I can’t get my homie obi wan to come out and shoot hoops , he’s such a house potato lately.
by Mommateyotoes February 12, 2022
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Anthony's Cookie House

A place where Anthony doesn't have to hide his love of penis.
Anthony's cookie house is where you can go to show your love of penis
by Bigd2576 October 15, 2022
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Your House Man

A man who comes to your house and stands outside your house.
“Hey bill there’s a man outside our house.”
OH NO THE YOUR HOUSE MAN JDJFJDJDFJFJFJFUFJRJ”
by My House Man March 16, 2020
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brick house

Whoa, this guy is so strong, he is such a brick house!
by timinator12341 June 17, 2020
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beach house

Beach house is a state of mind. Usually you feel you are at beach house when intoxicated. It is a feeling or essence you feel in certain situations.
my friends and I were really at beach house over the weekend after we downed those bud light cans.
by beachhouseee December 12, 2024
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Jessie's House

A white utopia free of ethnic minorities.
Man, Jessie's house is stress free since there are no blacks there.
by JoelCucksteen February 17, 2023
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