when a usually cool and chill mom says something very out of character, particularly referring to yoga, keto diets, and stereotypical things that were likely seen on a facebook article. think of yassification but the facebook mom remix.
friend 1: dude my mom just told me i should try doing keto to fix my anxiety??
friend 2: whoa that’s weird. i guess we’re witnessing the facebook momification of your mother!
friend 2: whoa that’s weird. i guess we’re witnessing the facebook momification of your mother!
by pepino dulce March 22, 2022
Get the facebook momificationmug. Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.
by Alleycat420 June 4, 2010
Get the Facebook baby shieldmug. The thing that is at the bottom of the "Urban Dictionary is written by you" panel on the home screen.
by ComputerWorld April 5, 2024
Get the TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP FEEDBACKmug. by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022
Get the Facebook Musicmug. Comments, posts, or likes etc.. on a social networking site namely Facebook that you really don't mean. Things that are done because friends and family on Facebook are "watching".
Dude! the way that she replied you know that's Facebook fakery right? If she really meant it. She'd send you a message.
by VizardSpideyNoir May 19, 2014
Get the facebook fakerymug. Stop trying to finish my sentences! You don't know what I'm going to stay you dumb motherfucker! Hahahahahahaha!!!
Hym "Facebook need to stop guessing what I'm going to say. It's an insult. You can eat a bag of spiders? See!? I bet you thought I was going to say 'baby dicks' didn't you? Stupid fucking bitch. I am in the process of being pulled forward into time by novelty! You cannot predict chaos!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
Get the Facebookmug. a facebooker is someone who never gets off facebook and/or stays off
for EXETREMLY long amounts of time
for EXETREMLY long amounts of time
"yo robbie is such a facebooker all he ever does and sit there in class and do stuff on facebook"
"yeah he's such a facebooker
"yeah he's such a facebooker
by instagramer June 2, 2014
Get the facebookermug.