jumpman doing a split

When somebody cops a fake pair of Jordans and the Jumpman legs are spread to far apart resembling a split.It is the most noticeable sign of a fake.

Fake Hypebeast:Yah man got them for 500$
Random:why ya jumpman doing a split?

by TheFakeYoshii February 13, 2018

doing some work

Stealing shit.

A: What are you doing?
B: I'm just doing some work.

by TheThird Position October 18, 2019

Do a number 9

When you suck your own peen. An alternative way to saying “go fuck yourself”

Tom: “Do a number 9. “
Jerry: “Fuck you too, man”

by Lord toadperson October 10, 2021

Do your dirt

Do what you gotta do

Person 1, "I gotta do something I'll brb"
Person 2, "yeah, it's cool bro. Do your dirt."

by savurie July 22, 2021

do it up brown

To do a thing completely or leave nothing to chance.
Likely related to fully cooking meat until it is very well done.
May have roots in California and has been in use since at least the 1930's.

I got word that the CEO and some of his his staff will be at our fundraiser so we need to do it up brown!

by rubberknife August 15, 2021

well to do hands

When you have a micro penis and your hands have to make up the slack.

Cousins had a little dick, but his well to do hands made up for his lack in penile size.

by bdizzledotcom August 25, 2017

why you do that

Because I can

person- why you do that
Me- because I have nothing better to do

by Ittz_Random June 9, 2018