Balloon-Dicking

When you can't get an erection so you grab the base of your dick and swell the head like a tulip, and then begin punching her fartbox with your limp dick.

I told you to stop "Balloon-Dicking" me!

by Dick Tulip August 22, 2018

chiclet dick

A dick that is extremely small in size. Can be shortened to only use chiclet in conversation.

“So, how was last night?”
“Not so great... he had a chiclet dick.”
Or
“Not so great... he had a chiclet.”

by AngeLynn January 25, 2019

Trig Dick

A penis that is wide at the base and skinny/pointed at the tip, resembling a triangle.

Girl 1: Did you have a fun night with Justin last night?

Girl 2: Bitch, that nigga had a trig dick!

Girl 1: Was it acute or obtuse?

by BigNigus3000 February 4, 2019

Sympathy dick

When a friend has his cock out and you get your cock out in a sign of solidarity.

Pats day drunk, we're gonna jave to do sympathy dick aren't we.

by DrGirt September 29, 2018

Dick stain

A annoying piece of shit who wont leave you alone

Man Brad is a fucking dick stain

by Deez.biscuits May 23, 2018

Dick Erase

When a person sleeps with a new guy to "erase" a fuckboi they've developed a crush on

Sam, I slept with Country John last night to dick erase Original John. I feel so much better/worse!

by Geri Seinfeld May 27, 2018

Dick Suckers

A person's lips

Keep your dick suckers off my straw!

by Dugger June 29, 2019