Clown Dick

An absolutely absurd action or relapse in judgment by someone or a group of people collectively.

Treyjon is such a clown dick, that dude could fuck up an ice cream cone.

by F-Face Kat December 24, 2021

Dick Otter

A human that you are excessively pissed off at, but you still have an undeniable desire to hold their hand like otters do when they don't want to float away from each other.

Damn it Kyle stop making me want to simultaneously punch you in the tit and skip through a field of wildflowers holding your hand! You're being such a dick otter!

by The Real Slim Tayde August 20, 2013

Tortellini dick

When you have three or more men stuck their needle dicks inside of your chode and the nut shot burns through your cock.

Jerry: "Damn did you here that Scott had a tortellini dick last night?"
Jim: "Yeah I heard the nut got stuck in his urethra!"

Jerry: "Holy hell!!"

by NightmareFuel13 January 15, 2019

dick pants

A pair of pants that are so tight one can see the outline of the penis inside the pants.

"Mike, why are you wearing those dick pants? It doesn't look too great with your schmedium shirt".

by Kk2787 September 22, 2019

Dick Pube

someone or something that is always there but can't figure out why.

Hey Alex, do you know that guy? "No, he always here but know him, he's a dick pube."

by Dick Pube July 20, 2015

Dick day

National day were u can ask any one to suck your shlungus and they have to say yes

Me:hey bitch suck my dick
Her:well it is national suck dick day

by anonymous December 11, 2020

football dick

A football player with a big dick

"Yo Amire, you got that football dick?"

by Angelica Cross October 2, 2017