Dumb Donke

Dumb Donke - Like a "dumb ass", but with the redeeming qualities of being likeable and nice. Think Shrek's Donkey mixed with your Best Friend who's an idiot some times.

OK, you Dumb Donke, you know I love you, but it's "there, there" not "They're their".

by IQDave August 22, 2024

Floppy donkey

When a cock is so big, it flops and sways around like a donkey dick

That dude has a floppy donkey!

by Madmonk210 September 17, 2023

Bloinky Doinker

To be a silly mess and simultaneously be adorable.

Kris: “This is how I look.”

Allison: “You’re such a bloinky doinker”

by XypprZ Allison December 25, 2023

backwards donkey-whistle

when the dude has a long dick so much that you can suck it from behind his ass

she made me do the backwards donkey-whistle last night
im so sorry man :(
i need a divorce

by pheonixntr..... December 27, 2023

Swamp Donkey’d

To be sexually assaulted by your boss.

The owner of the crawfish restaurant on Northpark Drive Swamp Donkey’d me

by Bstarks January 14, 2024

Luka Donkey Dick

Luka Donkey Dick is a nickname given to a famous Basketball Player in Dallas . He is alleged to be hung like a field Animal hence Donkey Dick.

When Luka Donkey Dick was playing Basketball one fan noted “wow Luka looks like he has a Donkey Dick”

by King Yamayama January 27, 2024

spectrum donkey

Someone who is so autistic they act like a donkey

Did that kid just brey? I bet they are a spectrum donkey.

by Eosjwer November 17, 2023