The "Holy Blindfold" is a gay male sex act where one partner, blindfolded, is forced to ingest a mixture of urine, semen, and feces from multiple anonymous partners while being anally penetrated by a stranger. This act combines the ultimate humiliation of sensory deprivation with the degradation of consuming a vile cocktail of bodily fluids and waste, heightening the perverse and vile nature of the experience.
In the filthy back room, Chris was subjected to the Holy Blindfold, his blindfolded state intensifying the horror as he was forced to swallow the disgusting concoction
by Mister_Meaatspin September 10, 2025
Get the Holy Blindfold mug.The inability to identify birds. Any birds. All birds look the same regardless of size, color, or other distinctive factors.
Bird Blindess affected individual: “what’s the deal with the parrot?”
Normal person “Thats an eagle…”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”
Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”
Normal person: “Bird blindness?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”
Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”
Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”
Normal person: “yeah! See?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”
Normal person: “wow.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
Normal person “Thats an eagle…”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”
Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”
Normal person: “Bird blindness?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”
Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”
Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”
Normal person: “yeah! See?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”
Normal person: “wow.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
by ORODCUSTOMZ September 10, 2025
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It is said it grants immense luck inside of the smoke of a lucky blinker...
It is said it grants immense luck inside of the smoke of a lucky blinker...
Weed Smoking Hooligan 1: Yoooo Bro Did you see that new Cart trick its called the Lucky Blinker
Weed Smoking Hooligan 2: Nah lemme try this its probably light brah! *takes Lucky Blinker* Oh shit *cough* what the hell is that? *100 dollar bill flutters down and emerges from the smoke*
Weed Smoking Hooligan 1: OH MY GOD THE RUMORS ARE TRUE!!! gimme that shit.
Weed Smoking Hooligan 2: Nah lemme try this its probably light brah! *takes Lucky Blinker* Oh shit *cough* what the hell is that? *100 dollar bill flutters down and emerges from the smoke*
Weed Smoking Hooligan 1: OH MY GOD THE RUMORS ARE TRUE!!! gimme that shit.
by Django Peterson. November 12, 2025
Get the Lucky Blinker mug.A type of blinking in which you close one eye, then you quickly open it, then quickly close the other eye, and then you quickly open it, all within rapid succession. (Keep in mind that at least one eye must be open. Both cannot be closed.)
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Get the frog blink mug.by Holla Brotha May 11, 2009
Get the Dripping with Bling mug.A person who stands in front of blinds while engaging in public manual stimulation of a person's genitals to the point of climax.
A San Diego weatherman recently got in trouble with the law for adjusting the blinds in front of a woman.
by jesster79 March 6, 2011
Get the Adjusting the Blinds mug.Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
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