ass marbles

Stress or tension; being so tense you could shove marbles up your ass and keep them there.

I have to write this application for University, and it's giving me ass marbles.

by Madeleine Powers December 12, 2008

ass pheasant

N: Someone who is constantly up someone's ass. Obsessed with the person they follow.

Mike Hunt: Seymore! You need to do a better job and not be an ass to our damn customers.
Seymore Asses: Damnit Mike Get off my back and quit being an ass pheasant!

by Kris Webb April 8, 2007

ass laugh

The act of laughing with such exuberance that one becomes involuntarily flatulent.

While falling victim to a toilet tackle I broke into an outrageous ass laugh!

by Uncle Junk July 6, 2007

Desert ass

That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.

"Johnny has Desert ass"

by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008

dammit in the ass!

An exclaimation and/or exhortation indicating severe displeasure with the current situation.

Dammit in the ass! I locked my fucking keys in the mutherfucking car!

by Daniliciousuptheass January 17, 2008

desk ass

the flatting of ones ass after long periods of sitting, usually at a desk. hard, unpadded chairs usually do it. being on the computer for hours can cause it as well

after two weeks of sitting at her computer, Julie had total desk ass; it was flat as a pancake

by shaunaofhobo April 20, 2008

Ass-Bastard

A person who has been conceived and born in an unwed gay man's anus.

I hate that guy, he's a complete ass-bastard.

So your dads aren't married? That'd make you an ass-bastard, huh?

by Safe Seraphim June 28, 2008