Milk

Something a dad has been looking for for years.

My dad still hasn't come back with the milk for 16 years...

by Not a heather June 21, 2021

Milk

A mysterious, elusive, white fluid that mythically comes from pink tubes on the undersides of female cattle. Hunted down by the fathers of society's rejections.

Few who go to find it ever return, even fewer with the liquid.

Example 1:
Chuck: He had to eat his cereal dry 'cause his dad left for milk! 💀💀
Jim: ikr

Example 2:
Weeb's father: I'm going to go and get milk son, see you soon.
Weeb: Bye dad!
*7 years later*
Weeb: Where are you dad?

by indetermite August 12, 2022

milk

something your dad went to get years ago and never came back

Dad: I'm going to go get some milk!

by cheeseshartmeowmeow September 13, 2022

milk

The thing your dad left for 69 years ago when he got caught with another bitch

When is my dad coming home with the milk

by Urmomverygae October 03, 2022

Milk

Ryan Ross

Ryan Ross milk yum

by Yeemo Ryan Ross trash May 22, 2019

Milk

Something that I am currently searching for and not disappearing out of your life

(for legal reasons, this is a joke)

A: "Wheres your dad?"
B: "He is just getting the milk"
A: "But you already have milk..?"

by your dad who is getting milk April 27, 2022

Milk

Something my dad is getting. They must be all out, he’s been a long time.

Where’s your dad?
He went to get the milk!
Awe man..

by Verygoodatwords April 08, 2022