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Legit the best porn ever. And if your a cis man watching it your fucking nasty it’s for girls only while we mastrubate to it

Ah that lesbian porn last night was so good i even squirted

by Lesbian bitch 101 February 15, 2024

cooker porn

Posts from news outlets alluding to "mysterious death" to which antivaxxers come out and post things like "Safe and Effective" or "How many jabs did they have?

Headline - "Australian suddenly dies at the age of 56"

Cookers response - "Safe and effective, doctors are baffled"

Others in the comment - "Geez this post is just Cooker Porn"

by Madchef77 June 8, 2024

pensioner porn

A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.

Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!

by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021

Porn hub

Porn hub is a website used to wank ot ginger yourself depending on which gender

I am going to watch porn hub

by Fredceecee March 9, 2020

Dad Porn

Action movies in which the old timers continuously prove their superiority over the younger generation

The Expendables 2 is a perfect example of dad porn.

by Blam7713 May 17, 2022

Porn Star

…. my mom?

“ What do you wanna be when you grow up Jimmy?” Said the teacher.
“I wanna be a Porn Star!” Said Jimmy!

by bellabeeeeeeeeee April 2, 2022

Porn

If you searched this up, you´re probably a 7th grader siting in the back off the class with your friends. ¨hey i have an idea, lets search up porn on urban dictionary ¨ focus on class dammit

Dont look up porn, at all

by Slutygirl_16 May 6, 2022