Joe Mannix Spot

Mike Connors on the 60's crime drama Mannix would always pull up to the best parking spot. Always right in front of his destination.

I got the Joe Mannix spot, right in front of Starbucks.

by RSWIM21 November 27, 2018

Hell no, Mexican Joe!

This is a more politically correct way to say no way, josé.

Did you get with that hooker in Tiajuana last night?

Hell no, Mexican Joe!

by meatgel November 13, 2014

Joe Q. Citizen

A legal citizen of his/her place of residence (country/county/state) who is considered lower class and poor, yet the individual is employed and hard-working. A Wage Slave.

Did you see that band of Joe Q. Citizen playing at that dive bar last night?
They pack the house and rock the dicks off all the loser boyfriends of the chicks that are moist and turned on by Joe Q. Citizens' performance.
They are a hard working band that deserve to get laid ( i mean paid) more.

by chachitaco September 24, 2010

Tae kwon joe

an average joe, usually white, who thinks he is the next Jackie Chan

"There is broken shit everywhere. Why the hell would you try an ariel kick next to the china cabinet, your such a tae kwon joe!"

by icebergpickle October 18, 2009

The Loaded Idaho Joe

When one takes their cock and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes and then tops it with sour cream, bacon bits, chives and cheddar cheeze. The schlong is then licked clean by ones lover.

Before Nicole would perform the Loaded Idaho Joe with her man Sam, she told him to put more bacon bits on his man muscle.

by Schmidt-Dogg October 1, 2007

Joe Quist Handshake

When a man sees another man sleeping and pulls down his pants and puts his ass next to the sleeping man's face. Then another person takes a picture of this and sends it to everyone.

I just gave Evan a Joe Quist Handshake while he was passed out!

by SamuelLJacksonDoppleganger January 24, 2011

Joe Biden

This ugly fat ass nigga kills children

joe biden= child kill

by reeeeeeeeeeeKID October 24, 2020