Hell no, Mexican Joe!

This is a more politically correct way to say no way, josé.
Did you get with that hooker in Tiajuana last night?

Hell no, Mexican Joe!
by meatgel November 13, 2014
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Joe Mannix Spot

Mike Connors on the 60's crime drama Mannix would always pull up to the best parking spot. Always right in front of his destination.
I got the Joe Mannix spot, right in front of Starbucks.
by RSWIM21 November 27, 2018
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Joe Scheibl Drunk

Getting as drunk (usually reserved for special occasions) as Joe Scheibl does on a daily basis. This event is usually accompanied by a complete lack of memory of what the fuck happened.
by Troll Hunt3r July 06, 2011
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Two-Beer Joe

A name for a person who acts like a jackass while drinking
You’re a real two-beer joe when you drink.
Quit being a two-beer joe, you’re acting like a dick.
by benlewis76 November 04, 2018
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The Loaded Idaho Joe

When one takes their cock and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes and then tops it with sour cream, bacon bits, chives and cheddar cheeze. The schlong is then licked clean by ones lover.
Before Nicole would perform the Loaded Idaho Joe with her man Sam, she told him to put more bacon bits on his man muscle.
by Schmidt-Dogg September 17, 2007
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Tae kwon joe

an average joe, usually white, who thinks he is the next Jackie Chan
"There is broken shit everywhere. Why the hell would you try an ariel kick next to the china cabinet, your such a tae kwon joe!"
by icebergpickle October 18, 2009
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