old tumblr

Back in the day before pornographic content was banned from tumblr there was the greatest porn of all time. Anyone who‘s gen z, kinky and has parental issues was most likely raised by it. The content on tumblr majorly differed from other platforms as it offered a lot more for the bdsm community. The comfort that one can get from a bdsm relationship lured in tons of teens. Besides that the platform was full of posts supporting anorexia and self harm which it why even though it may have seemed comforting it most likely damaged you.
In conclusion: If you got on the tumblr trend in the early 2010s you‘re most likely bisexual, kinky and depressed now. Now you either have no sex drive at all or you‘re an addict. Chances are high you follow Dannypahntom.exe, Birlap_ or Brandonthelover on TikTok. Oh and you most likely have horrible body dysmorphia because of the unrealistic beauty standards on there. And you didn’t peak in highschool. (i dont make the rules) You probably prefer wattpad, fake scenarios, Twitter and Hentaihaven over pornhub and you still use pinterest or even tumblr to search up shit that includes “aesthetic”.
bonus points if you write in all lowercase, own stuffed animals or a maid costume and use <3; :); :D
if this sounds like your s/o please learn about non-sexual domination/submission and get a mirror in front of your bed - thanks in advance

example 1:

person 1: “everything on the hub makes me cringe for some reason, i spend ages scrolling to find something good”
person 2: “i miss the old tumblr, never failed to satisfy me”
example 2:
person 1: “do you remember og tumblr?”
person 2: “isn’t that where anorexic girls used to post pics in shorts with depressing quotes?”
person 1: “so what you’re saying is; you’re a vanilla?”

by owotills February 16, 2022

old factory

secret code to use in public for cocaine use, stemming from olfactory, meaning referring to the sense of smell

hey dude after this round of beers, do you wanna go to the old factory real quick?

by druidman October 16, 2025

45 year old women

Someone who looks like a 45 year old women
Probably starting to grow grey hair and probably are cutting it short or long idk
Could be a milf? lol
Stirling u cunt ur a 45 year old women lmao
Yeah so you look like a 45 year old women LOL

you look like a 45 year old women wa wa wee wa

by Benderboy9000 May 15, 2021

rolling old ladies

Robbing the elderly

Where did you get all of these watches?

‘I was rolling old ladies for them!’

by Mijopod December 18, 2017

Old fossil

A really old person who is really annoying.

Don’t worry about that old fossil, she’s not getting any at home.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

The Olde Bailey

Drawing eyes on a girls chin, hanging them upside down and receiving oral sex

"I can't get this sharpie of my face from that The Olde Bailey last night"
"Oh shit, my parents walked in on me getting a The Olde Bailey last night"

by davidfurr December 26, 2013

Old Yeller

/oʊld ˈjɛlɚ/

My dad's lucky toenail that he supposedly has never trimmed in his life and thus it has grown incredibly long, thick & sharp. Named for it's yellow hue.

Dad, you just cut me with Old Yeller again! You really need to trim that thing.

by Partydude17 April 14, 2022