Friendly fire

When one masturbates (guy) and ends up with cum close to or on the face

Mate I was sorting my self out last night, nearly got hit by friendly fire.

by Friendly fire expert May 29, 2023

friendly fire

noun
frend-lee-feye-yurh

The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.

Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"

by camjohnstonnn February 12, 2020

friendly fire

friendly fire is when you at war or in battle especially the untied states of america military many branches like army, navy, air force, u,s space force, us stands for united states. marines. etc. they not focusing in battle and shoot and kill their own team mates with their guns. a lot of times because wearing like colors, or scared out of their man and shooting at everything that come their way. no children should be in the army. you shouldn't even start to join until you are at the age of 35 before you can join the military, no cowards or wimps either.

this friendly fire killed his best friend and now his wife is a widow or black widow.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 03, 2022

Friendly fire

Adam

Adam is friendly fire

by galymybeloved July 08, 2022

fire roasting

Having sex with a very dry girl and don’t use lube.

Jim, why are you walking funny?

Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!

by Hootie79 June 12, 2018

Wild Fire

The most amazing country pop duo made up of kayla Iutzwig and kelli iutzwig. There harmonies will leave you gasping for air and their looks will make you fall off a cliff. Better yet? They are sisters!

“Do you hear those harmonies? Must be Wild Fire.”

by jessica878 May 15, 2019

peace is fire

this term is used to describe something that is so sexy and magnificent or used when saying goodbye to someone;

Man I'm gonna go to bed peace is fire

by big chungus21 April 21, 2023