michael schaan

a guy with a colossal cock, micro balls and a fuck load of foreskin

yo did you see michael schaan in backdoor sluts 9

by the peen splinter8945 September 16, 2019

Michael Okocha

A boy who uses way too much skill in soccer. He's generally a super nice and relaxed person
He's easy to get along with.

Wow! Did you see that skill?
Yep he's a Michael Okocha alright!

by Purplething324 October 19, 2019

Michael Solomon

Someone who is a scourge on USMC basic- parris island; someone universally hated by everyone; someone who's luck never seems to go right; or someone who always self sabotages every good thing in life. Also, someone seldom acknowledged for any type of personal accomplishments.

"Wow, do you remember Michael Solomon? I heard he left because he flirted with other guys!" "What? No, that doesn't sound like something he would do."

by DystopianSymphony July 06, 2023

michael millward

Very determined man that will finish the day in a victory. Also can't be stopped.

Michael Millward will dominate this world.

by Michael Millward February 13, 2018

Michael Cannon

Soft drink that is half regular cola and half diet cola, preferably Coca Cola brand.

I’ll have a Michael Cannon with ice, please?

by Acarusoruth January 18, 2024

Michael Leach

Masturbation resulting in serious fracture of the little finger

Did you hear what happen to Geoff? He's been hospitalized after a cheeky Michael Leach.

by Bobster90 May 16, 2015

michael dumb

hes really stupid and a bad friend and he kinda makes bad joke and gets in trouble with teacher in 6th grade when saying sussy baka

man michael dumb is so dumb

by buckshotbandit December 10, 2022