by None of your damn business August 12, 2023

Person 1:Did you see that post John shared? If you put your ATM pin in backwards it calls the police! That's really clever
Person 2: There is no way that could be true. Ignore him. It's just Facebook stupidity.
Person 2: There is no way that could be true. Ignore him. It's just Facebook stupidity.
by Tommyrunner May 6, 2018

A: I posted "congratulations" on Jessica's Facebook about the wedding.
B: Why? You can't stand him!
A: In order to keep the peace I had to perform some Facebook Fellatio on that situation.
B: Why? You can't stand him!
A: In order to keep the peace I had to perform some Facebook Fellatio on that situation.
by DaisyHawk September 6, 2013

by WordWhammer July 23, 2024

When someone is on Facebook while hyper, usually from sugar or caffeine. This person will post, message and comment much more than usual during this state.
by Pink CiCi September 29, 2011

to stay on facebook for large amounts of time, usually waiting for someone certain to get online. usually someone that you want to go out with.
by xSt0nedxwaLrusx September 19, 2010

Where in one lays the foundation for a relationship by commenting on or liking various things that another person posts in order to get their attention and hopefully get to know them better.
Jamie: Lovin' this weather!
Bill(Facebook foundation layer): Yea me too it's pretty great right? I really like going to the beach on days like this.
Bill(Facebook foundation layer): Yea me too it's pretty great right? I really like going to the beach on days like this.
by Bossmoonpie July 31, 2012
