When you eye roll so hard it forces blood flow into your brain causing an immediate headache and intense feeling of disdain for the human race.
Upon viewing photos of Kyra’s latest beach resort trip after being told she can’t afford food for her children, Frida promptly eye rolled and experienced a Facebook migraine that required an exorcism.
by Truthgenie April 29, 2023
When a person promotes information found solely on Facebook and other social media sites, rather than facts.
That's Facebook Deep. Your Facebook Deep
by Doll123 September 06, 2020
Someone who only posts every little detail about their lives and only reads responses to their own postings.
I thought Jane would see the post about meeting up for lunch.
Na, she's so facebook-centric if you don't post to her directly she'll never bother to see it.
Na, she's so facebook-centric if you don't post to her directly she'll never bother to see it.
by Sewbrmom August 01, 2010
A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.
Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook
by Theamazinggeek April 23, 2018
n.
When someone decides to protest their friendship with you or war against you by unfriending you on Facebook. Usually done by immature children.
When someone decides to protest their friendship with you or war against you by unfriending you on Facebook. Usually done by immature children.
Bob: Joe is mad at me for not inviting him to my party last weekend. He even unfriended me on Facebook.
James: Why?
Bob: He just wants me to notice his Facebook warfare so I know he's mad at me.
James: Why?
Bob: He just wants me to notice his Facebook warfare so I know he's mad at me.
by pseudoface February 21, 2014
Posting a status update on Facebook claiming to be ill in order to avoid or get our of social commitments or engagements. Differs from vagebooking in that it is not done to attract sympathy or attention, but rather to provide an excuse for staying home. May also be done to corroborate a sick day from work or school.
by alwaysplaysscissors August 16, 2013
A socializing site where 13 to 16 year olds roleplay as celebrities and they only like to cyber and do some crap role-playing . It is a way for lesbians to have girlfriends and for 13 year olds to cry that their life is miserable because their parents didn't buy them that toy.
Fake facebook :Boy ( that is a girl in real life) : * knocks on your door *
Girl : * opens the door *
Boy : * gets in and sits on the couch *
Girl : * looks at you *
Boy : * breaths *
Girl : wanna have sex?
Boy : yeah
* after the cyber *
Girl : so....
* boy doesn't answer the message *
Girl : * opens the door *
Boy : * gets in and sits on the couch *
Girl : * looks at you *
Boy : * breaths *
Girl : wanna have sex?
Boy : yeah
* after the cyber *
Girl : so....
* boy doesn't answer the message *
by TheCleverOneGirl April 24, 2016